Can you trust a TowerBloke?
(If your answer is “no” you’d better rack off now!)
UNIQUE LOW COST DIY PAVING SYSTEM
When it came to landscaping around the Tower & pond area, TowerBloke wanted attractive, cost-effective pathways.
The sandstone-coloured Cobblestone paving you see above is made up of individual concrete “stones”, using a very clever PaverMaker mould that gives a perfect result every time.
You only need ONE mould, & you can stop-start any sized job without being able to see the joints.
Best of all, this paving only costs about $10 per square metre! That’s fantastic, because pavers that look this good normally retail at $50-$80 per square metre.
The TowerBloke recommends the PaverMaker, not only because it’s a truly great product, but also because he makes a dollar if you buy one.
To order, & to see how this novel DIY paving mould works, go to www.pavermaker.com (you can buy one online for $69+ delivery)
AUSTRALIA’S FUNNIEST UTE YARNS
(A UTE IS A PICKUP TRUCK)
Long before TowerBloke got infected with Towers, he was a Pickup truck fanatic,,,,& still is
He loved the tall stories that Ute-driving Blokes & Sheilas used to tell about their adventures in the Aussie outback, so he offered $1000 cash prize for Australia’s funniest Ute Yarn.
He received hundreds of entries from all over Australia. These stories were so hilarious that Australia’s biggest publisher, HarperCollins, whacked the Top 40 yarns into a book.
That first Ute Yarns book became a Best Seller. Demand was such that a second book was released (the one pictured above) and it too has become a Best Seller.
You can get your copy now for just $20, which includes delivery to your Cave, Shed or Tower anywhere in Australia. (Overseas orders are A$25 including delivery).
And for this decade only, TowerBloke will arrange for the Editor (that is, Himself!) to PERSONALLY autograph your book.
What a deal….
Want one?
Email towerbloke@gmail.com to order your copy.
But HURRY, we have only got 100,000,000 copies in stock!
Copyright ©2011 John Bryant